Exactly the title.
-A+L
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Sunday, October 26, 2008
How to Avoid Angry Parents
(This does not mean how to prevent them from GETTING angry. It is to avoid them when they ARE angry.)
1.Shut yourself in your room and keep yourself busy inside. You may need to prepare some items before this action. If you share your room with a sibling, do not lock the door and stay as far as you can from the entrance.
2. If your parents have the key to your room, get something that will keep you occupied for a long time, then go into the bathroom. Claim you have a terrible stomach ache and you need to go to the bathroom; they will not DARE to unlock the door. ;)
3. Hide somewhere they will never look. Or if that is not possible, go somewhere where you have never hid before. I recommend the garage.
THE MOST DESPERATE THING TO DO: If NONE these options work, write a short apologetic speech, memorize it, and say it to them. End it with Please accept my apology.
I know this post DOES NOT sound like me, so live with it. This is my longest post so far!
-A+L
1.Shut yourself in your room and keep yourself busy inside. You may need to prepare some items before this action. If you share your room with a sibling, do not lock the door and stay as far as you can from the entrance.
2. If your parents have the key to your room, get something that will keep you occupied for a long time, then go into the bathroom. Claim you have a terrible stomach ache and you need to go to the bathroom; they will not DARE to unlock the door. ;)
3. Hide somewhere they will never look. Or if that is not possible, go somewhere where you have never hid before. I recommend the garage.
THE MOST DESPERATE THING TO DO: If NONE these options work, write a short apologetic speech, memorize it, and say it to them. End it with Please accept my apology.
I know this post DOES NOT sound like me, so live with it. This is my longest post so far!
-A+L
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Just Dropping By
Sorry for not posting. If you have any requests for how-to's, please post it in the comments.
My assistant has tasted alien brains! (GASP!) He says it tastes...SOUR!
-A+L
My assistant has tasted alien brains! (GASP!) He says it tastes...SOUR!
-A+L
Friday, October 17, 2008
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
How to Kill Ants Without Bug Spray
1. Use lemons. (It works!)
2. Use garlic.
3. Use baby powder. (It works! Ask my friend. They have a dog, so they don't use poisons and stuff.)
4. Mix dishwash detergent and mouthwash. Put inside sprayer. Spray ants. (It works! My mom uses it when ants get into her plants. :) )
-A+L
2. Use garlic.
3. Use baby powder. (It works! Ask my friend. They have a dog, so they don't use poisons and stuff.)
4. Mix dishwash detergent and mouthwash. Put inside sprayer. Spray ants. (It works! My mom uses it when ants get into her plants. :) )
-A+L
Monday, October 13, 2008
Thursday, October 9, 2008
How to Lick Your Nose
Lick your finger. Touch your nose with your finger.
[[Idea from iCarly video]]
YAY! Another vote!
-A+L
[[Idea from iCarly video]]
YAY! Another vote!
-A+L
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
How to Defy the Law of Gravity
1.Stand. If Earth's gravity was stronger, we'd be on the floor.
2. Jump.
3. Climb a tree.
4. Climb a ladder.
5. Play on the jungle gym.
6. Ride an airplane.
7. Ride a helicopter.
8. Ride an elevator.
9. Ride an escalator.
10. Jump in a jump house.
-A+L
2. Jump.
3. Climb a tree.
4. Climb a ladder.
5. Play on the jungle gym.
6. Ride an airplane.
7. Ride a helicopter.
8. Ride an elevator.
9. Ride an escalator.
10. Jump in a jump house.
-A+L
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