How to Avoid Angry Parents

(This does not mean how to prevent them from GETTING angry. It is to avoid them when they ARE angry.)
1.Shut yourself in your room and keep yourself busy inside. You may need to prepare some items before this action. If you share your room with a sibling, do not lock the door and stay as far as you can from the entrance.
2. If your parents have the key to your room, get something that will keep you occupied for a long time, then go into the bathroom. Claim you have a terrible stomach ache and you need to go to the bathroom; they will not DARE to unlock the door. ;)
3. Hide somewhere they will never look. Or if that is not possible, go somewhere where you have never hid before. I recommend the garage.

THE MOST DESPERATE THING TO DO: If NONE these options work, write a short apologetic speech, memorize it, and say it to them. End it with Please accept my apology.

I know this post DOES NOT sound like me, so live with it. This is my longest post so far!

-A+L